Magical McDonalds!
I hope you all were able to get your fantastically cheap and recently dropped on the floor hamburgers from McDonalds today. I sure did. And it only cost me $00.29. That's right. 29 cents. Cheap as hell. You know, 29 because it's the 29th of February and it's a leap year. Oh, McDonalds, you're so funny, like what you try to pass off as meat funny! *cymbal and snare drum*
Not much to report in the dangerous woods of Florida. Well, there was this one incident in the computer lab. Well, we hate this girl in my Speech/Debate class. And by 'we' I mean everyone, including the teacher. We're all like, "She's such a dumb bitch. What an idiot." And she is. I don't get annoyed with someone unless they deserve it. She's so fucking whiny and *pulls hair out* She always yells to have him repeat what he says and it's like, "If you had shut your freaking gob, you would've heard, dumbshit." Of course she wouldn't.
So this one kid, who looks like the innocent one in the bunch but he really isn't (sneaky freshman) and he convinces her that the computer will turn off in a minute and so she leaves the lab. Me, him, and this other kid with the teacher in the room are like, "Now what do we do with her computer?!" So the one "innocent kid" is sitting there at her computer and sets all her application to turn on as soon as she logs in again the next time. And then he takes all the documents that she has in her files and places them in the toolbar below. This is a Mac by the way. So when she logs on, everything will turn on and then she can't even see the damn icons because they're so microscopic!
Next day rolls around and we're sitting there with big ass grins on our faces and my teacher is using his hair to cover his face so she doesn't see his smirk. She logs on and then we suddenly here:
"OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHY ARE ALL MY APPLICATIONS TURNING ON?! MR.____________, WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
Me and the other guys and the teacher are like ready to die and we're jut laughing our asses off. What I didn't know was that Mr. Innocent had taken another step further and altered her Word document to read:
_________ LOVES BLACK PEOPLE
We were banking that she's say, "Eww, what's this?!" so we could nab her as a racist dork but she didn't. She flipped out when she saw that and started having a hissy fit. It was so funny to watch. And then while she was being as stupid as usually is, Mr. Innocent went to someone else's computer and did the same to what we did to Ms. Annoying.
God, that's hilarious. I love the computer lab.
So how was your day, everyone? I have to wake up at 5:30 am tomorrow for 5K For a Better Day, which is some cancer thing at Broward General Hospital and play in the jazz band while people run. Not cool. Too bad Starbucks doesn't open at 5. :(
ETA: Anyone else read The Historian? I loved it! Anyone?
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